If you go to a team columbus race dont expect anything you have been told to actually exist, specifically the last two stages of a stage race as well as the post race crits that have been advertised in nation publications
If you race in croton ohio its going to be the single most boring thing ever, even worse than high school english (sorry Rish)
If you are on a flat road, with 45 other racers on the second day of a stage race with a tailwind behind you, dont bother to attack cause you aint going anywhere
Apparently if you are French Canadian and in the tour of Ohio you DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE, these guys are terrible, i mean seriously, someone is going to get hurt, I might start to have to throw these guys around, OK im 5-6 140, im not throwing anyone around, but I bite, hard sometimes
Dont move into a new house 2 days before a 9 (well now 7) day stage race
Dont ever sweep the corners for the saftey of the bike races otherwise you might actually get a reputation as a good race promotor
Dont forget your Zantac before a race if you have serious issuses with Acid Reflux
Dont follow Tim Swian to a race if you want to get there early
Dont listen to Kelly Clarkson before a race, it sucks
Dont ask me how I know....
